Ok seriously i no time to talk abt today first jus to keep u guys tickled... here's wad i found during work today lol... Today i got a long long day at the warehouse taking stock and kicking ppl's ass...
Our Daily Bread
During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined.2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined.A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision: "I have a good news and a bad news. The good news is... that we now have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the GARDENIA account!"
The Priest and the Bus-Driver
A priest and a permanently drunken bus driver from the same village arrive at the pearly gates and both request to enter heaven. Says St Peter to the priest, "You wait 2 years," and to the bus driver, "You go straight in."The priest protests, "How come? I have been preaching every Sunday for so many years -- and he is nothing but a drunken bus driver."St Peter replies, "Listen, when you preached, they all slept, but when he drove, they all prayed like crazy."
Well tat nearly made me laugh my ass off.. =)
posted by urs truely eDw|n ^-^ @ 9:59 AM
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